The She Creature Episode 808
In the not to distant future
Somewhere in time and space
Mike Nelson and his robot pals
Are caught in an endless chase
Pursued by a woman who's name is Pearl
Just an evil gal who wants to rule the world
She threw a few things in her purse
And in her rocket ship she hunts him all across the universe ( I'll get you )
I'll send him cheesy movies
The worse, I can find ( la la la )
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And I'll monitor his mind (la la la )
Now keep in mind Mike can't control where the movies begin or end ( la la la )
He'll try to keep his sanity with the help of his robot friends
Robot Roll Call
Cambot ( You're on )
Gypsy ( Oh, my stars )
Tom Servo ( Check me out )
Croooow ( I'm different )
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes,
And other science facts ( la la la )
Just repeat to yourself it's just a show
I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theater Three Thousand
( Cambot is going through the corridor backwards )
( 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 )
( Cambot comes through the final door and has a close up of Crow's face. He has melted over a Thawmaster placed on the desk. His beak is the only thing that has not melted. )
CROW: Help! ( sobs ) Help!
( Cambot pulls away and Mike appears from the right, concerned. )
MIKE: Crow, what is it?
CROW: Hey, Mike. Give me a hand here, will you? I'm having a real problem with my Thighmaster. ( Mike realizes the situation and smiles. ) Probably should have looked at the directions before I started messing with it, but no, I just had to work on my troubled spots.
MIKE: Hey Crow, did you know that this is a Thawmaster.
CROW: What!? A Thawmas-. Well, how do you like that!? ( laughs)
( Servo enters from the right holding a pot roast on a Thighmaster )
SERVO: Hi, Mike. Hi, Crow. Say guys, breakfast is going to be a little late. This pot roast just won't thaw yet. ( Mike takes the pot roast and Thighmaster from him ) There's something wrong with the Thawmaster.
MIKE: No, Servo, this is a Thighmaster.
SERVO: ( laugh ) A Thighmaster!? Well no wonder!
( all laugh )
MIKE: This is never going to thaw.
( Mike points to Cambot )
MIKE: We'll be right back.
SERVO: Oh, God.
CROW: Good.
( cut to MST3K planet logo )
( after the break )
( Crow is back to normal, Mike is using a wrench on his neck, Servo is on the right on top of the desk. Mike is smiling. )
SERVO: Ha ha ha ha ha. Thawmaster, Thighmaster. Thighmaster, Thawmaster, ha ha. It reminds me of that time I try to wear that hand hammered walk for underpants.
( the red light of the control panel lights up )
MIKE: Yeah, that did... ( he stops and looks at Servo confused )
CROW: Hey, Mrs. Forrester is calling.
( Mike looks at Servo again, still baffled at what he said )
( cut to the Observers, who have Professor Bobo on an operating table )
Note: The Observers will be refered to as the actor/writer who is playing them. Mike Nelson's Observer is on the left, Paul Chaplin's Observer is in the middle and Bill Corbett's Observer AKA Brain Guy is on the right.
PAUL'S OBSERVER: ( holding a scapel ) Should we begin with a partial cut?
MIKE'S OBSERVER: Ah, has he been washed?
( camera zooms back to reveal that Bobo is tied down to the table and a brain on a nearby table)
BRAIN GUY: ( holding his brain ) I washed him earlier with my mind...
PAUL'S OBSERVER: Ewww
BRAIN GUY: It was not pleasent.
( camera has been pulled back farther to reveal Pearl Forrester )
( while Pearl is talking the Observers are deciding on how to dissect Bobo )
PEARL: ( smiles ) Hi guys. ( serious ) Things have deteriated down here. Unless I'm mistaken and frankly what are the odds of that, the Brain Guys are about to dissect Bobo.
( she looks at them )
BOBO: ( lifts hand with one finger ) Say, can we get on with this dissection. I think it's almost mealtime.
( Pearl looks toward camera )
PEARL: Bobo's very stupid. Anyway, I'm locked in some kind of force field.
( She puts her hands against the "walls" like a mime. There is a sound effect each time she touches it. )
PEARL: So here's the deal. I know you guys depise me, even loathe me. ( smiles ) So could you help me out?
BOBO: ( points to his glasses ) Careful, careful.
( Mike's Observer takes off his glasses )
PEARL: I need a distraction of some type. If you can think of something ( raises her hand with two fingers up ) I promise ( crosses the fingers ) never ( crosses the other two fingers on her hand ) show you another ( lifts other hand and has it match the other ) bad movie again. ( crosses her arms ) Really. Never again, never. ( shakes her head )
( cut to SOL )
( all are doubtful )
CROW: Hm, you think we can trust her?
MIKE: Nah, I don't.
( cut to Observers' planet )
PEARL: ( annoying, begging voice with pouting lips ) Pwease. Pwease, pwetty pwease for Pearl. Pwearl needs a distraction so bad, pwease. Come on, for Pwearl, pwease.
( cut to SOL )
( all disgusted )
CROW: Ahhhh.
SERVO: My, God stop it!
MIKE: Okay, fine, fine just don't do that. M, maybe the nanites have an idea.
( Mike looks into the "magnetic resonance standing-and-tunneling microscope" )
MIKE: Hello, nanites. Could you, uh, create a distraction?
( cut to two nanites )
( the nanites are on top of what appears to be a circuit board. On the upper right the screen says:
MAG: 012.564 x 10 ( squared )
LOG: 01.9864.0 )
NANITE 1: Distraction, cool.
NANITE 2: ( fast ) I know, I know, I know! We can send a fleet of tiny ships down there to pants them. Heh, heh.
( cut to Mike )
MIKE: Well, gee, that seems kind of complicated.
( cut to nanites )
NANITE 1: Oh, I know, simpler, sure, okay. Uh, I know, we can always, uh, biosynthesize an andriod to send down there to say, "Hey, look over there!"
NANITE 2: Heh, heh.
( cut to Mike )
MIKE: ( laughs ) Great, why don't you just, uh, cut the tractor beam that's holding us here.
( cut to Nanites )
NANITE 1: ( disappointed ) Yeah, fine a number three, sure.
NANITE 2: ( whining ) We never get to do anything fun.
( cut to SOL )
( the SOL shakes during what sounds like a laser beam )
NANITE 2: There it's done.
CROW: Whoa.
MIKE: Hey, great. How's that Mrs. Forrester? Is that distracting?
( cut to Observers planet )
( the noise cause the Observers to look up )
BRAIN GUY: What the devel was that!?
PAUL'S OBSERVER: That's very distracting. ( to Brain Guy ) Observer, you remain here. Observer and I will check it out.
BRAIN GUY: Certainly.
( as the two Observers leave, Pearl brushes cup against the invisible bars ( which also make a sound effect ) )
PEARL: Guard. Hey, guard. I've got a sick man in here.
BOBO: Uh, do you mean me? Because I'm not sick. I'm being dissected.
PEARL: ( turns to him and snaps ) Shut up.
BOBO: Okay.
( he lies perfectly still as she looks back towards camera )
PEARL: You're friend Observer created an invisible man with his mind and put him in here with me.
( she holds back laughter )
BRAIN GUY: I suppose that's possible.
PEARL: Yeah, and now he's looking real sick. ( Brain Guy enters prison as Bobo gets his glasses ) Uh oh, you better get in here quick. I don't think you want him to die.
( Brain Guy is trying to find the invisible body )
BRAIN GUY: W, w, well, where is he?
( Bobo shrugs and looks on )
( Brain Guy gets closer to Pearl, still looking at the ground )
PEARL: Well, he's right over there. Look. Oh boy, he sure looks bad.
( Brain Guy gets right next to her )
( she grabs his brain and pulls a large pin from out of her hair )
BRAIN GUY: I'm sorry, I just don't...
PEARL: OKAY, BEAUTIFUL YOU AND YOU'RE BRAIN ARE COMING WITH ME, MISTER.
( she is holding the brain with one hand and holding the pin over the brain with the other )
( he notices and backs away frightened )
BRAIN GUY: ( begging) No, don't hurt my brain.
PEARL: Everything's nice and comfortable, everybody's okay.
( she makes Brain Guy think she is going to jab his brain )
BRAIN GUY: Oooh. ( covers his head ) Ooow. Oooh.
PEARL: Just keep coming with me. Come on Bobo we're geting off this planet.
BOBO: Wouldn't it be more polite to wait until after I'm dissected?
PEARL: Shut up!!
Bobo: Okay.
( Bobo frees himself )
( Paul's Observer enters )
PAUL'S OBSERVER: You put down that brain!
( Mike's Observer enters )
PEARL: I'm not putting down the brain!
( all are yelling at each other except for Bobo, who is jumping up and down on the table )
( Pearl puts up her hand to stop the action )
( all are frozen except Mike's Observer, who looks around confuse )
PEARL: ( looking at camera ) Mike, I accidently lied. Your movie today is She Creature.
( she looks to everyone else and the yelling resumes )
PEARL: I'm not putting down the brain...
( cut to SOL )
CROW: She Creature. Teh. You know who I'm thinking is a she creature? Huh?
MIKE: Yeah.
CROW: Huh?
MIKE: Yeah.
CROW: Huh?
MIKE: Yeah.
( Gypsy appears )
GYPSY: Hey, I tried to steer us away from the planet but the stupid smart guys have cut our navigational system.
MIKE: Well, uh, maybe the nanites can take care of that little problem. Huh?
( cut to nanites )
NANITE 1: Yeah, we'll fix your little problem for ya.
NANITE 2: ( to someone offscreen ) Uh huh. Hey Steve! Mr. Nelson wants a number seven.
NANITE 1: Pronto!
( cut to SOL )
MIKE: Well there you go. That took care... Hey, what's a number seven?
( an explosion takes place and a white light flashes on the crew )
( all scream )
SERVO: Mike! You blew up another planet!
GYPSY: How could you!
SERVO: What is your deal?!
MIKE: I just told them to take care of a little problem.
CROW: And they did. "Here comes Mike, destroyer of worlds!"
SERVO: Oh God of fire and vengence. Stay away from me. Get away from me.
( the control panel lights up and a buzzer sounds off )
MIKE: We've got movie sign.
( all exit as Cambot goes down the corridor )
( 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 )
( Cambot is now looking at a vacant theater )
( the movie is in black and white )
TITLE: Golden State Productions
presents
( Mike enters carrying Servo, Crow is right behind )
( the screen now has bubbles in the background )
SERVO: Planet killer.
MIKE: I didn't, it's not me...
CROW: ( interrupting ) This is about as colorful as the movie will get.
TITLE: THE SHE-CREATURE
SERVO: Ah, the Rupaul story.
( fish swim by, then a quick look at the she-creatures face, then fade to the cast )
TITLE: Starring
Chester Morris
Tom Conway
Cathy Downs
Lance Fuller
Ron Randell
Frieda Inescort
( fish are in the background again )
MIKE: Hey, Tim Conway's Dorf is going to be in this.
SERVO: ( gets more and more silly as he says this ) Hey, there's Tim Fin. Heh, there's Gill Hodges. There's Gill Girard.
TITLE: And
Marla English
SERVO: There's go Joe Pesci. There's Prunella Scales.
TITLE: With
Frank Jenks
El Brendel
Paul Dubov
Bill Hudson
Flo Bert
Jeanne Evans
Kenneth MacDonald
Jack Mullall
Edward Earle
Luan Walters
and Paul Blaiswell
SERVO: There's Abe Bigoda. Is there a sturgeon in the house? Can I borrow a fin?
CROW: Sea turtles!
SERVO: Ah yes, I do.
( Servo laughs )
TITLE: Story and Screenplay by
LOU RUSOFF
Based on an original idea by
Jerry Zigmond
MIKE: Based on drunken comments made one night by Lou Rusoff.
TITLE: Director of Photography
FREDERICK E. WEST, A.S.C.
Production Manager
BART CARRE ( accent mark on e )
Film Editor
RONALD SINCLAIR
CROW: I think if the production wasn't supervised, things would get out of hand.
TITLE: Music by
RONALD STEIN
ASCAP
( several fish swim in many directions )
SERVO: Clearly the ocean does not have metered ramps.
MIKE: ( as one of the fish ) Boy its humid today, whew.
( the scene changes to a cloud as lightning strikes )
TITLE: A
GOLDEN STATE
PRODUCTION
CROW: Oh, Lee Travino goes fishing.
( the scene changes to the crashing of the waves )
TITLE: Executive Producer
SAMUEL Z. ARKOFF
MIKE: Samuel Z. Dumbkoff.
SERVO: Yeah, Samuel Z. Weinerhead.
TITLE: Associate Producer
ISRAEL M. BERMAN
MIKE: Well, I think ideally, it should be related to his name.
( more credits appear )
SERVO: Oh. Hey, there's Bennett Surf. And Billy Ocean.
MIKE: Stop it Servo.
CROW: Once again folks, a golden state production.
SERVO: This a Show-Me-State Production?
CROW: No, I think it's a Golden State Production.
TITLE: Produced By
ALEX GORDON
MIKE: Wait a minute. Wasn't it already produced by someone?
TITLE: Directed By
EDWARD L. CAHN
SERVO: Edward Cahn. Edward Cahn. Let me rock you. That's all I want to do. Edward Cahn. Let me rock you. That's all I want to do.
( the movie starts at a beach with waves crashing in )
( the camera moves to the right until it stops at a man wearing suit and hat )
CROW: Gidget meets McGreek.
( cut to a shot of the waves )
( a voice over starts )
MAN'S VOICE: Now, on this very night I have called her from the unknown depths of time itself.
MIKE: Uh huh, and you are?
MAN'S VOICE: She is near... and with her coming the world will never be the same.
( starts to appear over the waves )
SERVO: Hey, a fluffernutter spill.
MAN'S VOICE: Neither man nor animal will be the same.
( cut to the man's face )
( he has a mustache and large bags under his eyes )
CROW: Nor manimal.
MAN'S VOICE: This. I, Doctor Carlo Lombardi have brought into being.
( cut to a shot of more waves )
MIKE: Dr. Carlo Lombardi of Yonkers.
( cut to Lombardi looking at waves, barking can be heard, Lombardi looks towards the noise )
( cut to a dog barking at Lombardi )
CROW: And I, Dr. Woof Woof Lombardi.
( cut to Lombardi )
SERVO: ( as Lombardi ) Well, I can certainly see how - SLEEEEEEEEP!
( cut to a close up of the dog )
MIKE: ( as dog ) I need my worm medicine and I need it now.
( cut to close up of Lombardi )
CROW: ( as Lombardi ) What's that? Grandpa Lombardi fell down a well.
( cut to dog, which has quieted down )
SERVO: ( as dog ) I'm sorry Mr. Lombardi, I mistook you for someone else.
( cut to Lombardi )
( cut to dog backing off )
MIKE: ( as the dog, apologizing ) Look you smell like spam. M, my mistake. My mistake.
( cut to Lombardi, walking and staring the dog down )
CROW: ( as Lombardi ) God, I hate cats.
( cut to dog backing off and running off )
SERVO: ( as the dog ) Well, I left a present for you in the front seat of your car. Heh, heh.
( camera moves left to Lombardi, who looks down at the sand )
MIKE: Top breeder, Bat Masterson.
( cut to shot of a large, two-toed foot print on the beach )
CROW: Hmm, Howard the Duck was here.
( cut to Lombardi's face, looking down )
MIKE: ( as Lombardi as his eyes look up ) I've got sand in my derby.
( cut to shot of a small house on the beach )
( Lombardi walks to it )
( cut to shot of Lombardi's feet, as he follows the footsteps )
SERVO: ( as Lombardi, singing ) Hey hey I'm a monkey, people say I monkey around.
( cut to a party at a house )
CROW: Ha ha. Fun times at the Kennedy Compound.
( a waiter gives food to one couple as another couple leaves the party to walk outside )
SERVO: ( as waiter ) Here you go Mr. Tropaconte. (?)
( the camera zooms on the couple walking outside )
WOMAN: Enjoying your weekend with the idolry. (?)
SERVO: ( as man ) When does it start?
MAN: It's pretty heavy stuff for a professor psychic research.
Note: He is looking down at the ground and mumling his lines!
WOMAN: You sound a little disapproving.
( as they walk, trees get in the way of the camera )
( Mike pretends that he is trying to get through the trees )
MAN: Not at all. I just don't feel I belong in your world of yachts and (unintelligible). Some of those tycoons in there, including your father, kind of frighten me.
WOMAN: Oh, come on now. This type of life shouldn't be too hard to get used to.
( they stop walking )
MAN: Let's face it. I'm an hourly farm boy with a professorship at the university. But basically, a farmboy. I don't belong in all that.
WOMAN: Very well than. We'll get you away from all that. A walk along the ocean will do it.
MAN: I'd like that.
MIKE: But I don't know how.
MAN: But I don't know how your fiance would react to the idea.
WOMAN: Oh, Bob my ex-fiance. That makes quite a difference. Come on Ted.
CROW: You've got the back story. Now run.
( as they walk off, cut to a an older woman at the party who is walking by )
SERVO: ( as old lady ) I'm ready for some football. Heh heh.
( cut to an old man holding a drink walking by )
( Mike makes unintelligible comments as the old man, making him sound drunk and as if he has a fake British accent )
( he walks up to the old woman )
CROW: Oh, mafia goons and whithered spinsters partying together.
OLD WOMAN: So, that horrid (?) blond finally let you go, eh?
Note: when she said "horrid", it sounds like whorey.
SERVO: ( as Old Man, defensive and offended ) Hey, that's our daughter your talking about.
OLD MAN: That horrid blond represents an investment portfolio of over half a million dollers. Where's Dorothy?
OLD WOMAN: She went for a walk with Ted. Oh, I wish she hadn't.
OLD MAN: Why?
( cut to a close-up of the two )
OLD WOMAN: Well, Dr. Lombardi said something terible is going to happen along this part of the coast tonight.
( the Old Man starts to laugh )
OLD WOMAN: Some visitation from the occult world.
OLD MAN: Ah, the occult world.
OLD WOMAN: Oh no, really, serious. You must meet him. He's wonderful.
( Servo makes fun of the Old Man's voice as he delivers his next few lines )
OLD MAN: Some women keep pets or grow roses for kicks. My wife supports crack ( unintelligible. ) A couple of years of go it was that spiritualistic mayhem. Last year, swamis something-or-other. And now, Dr. Lombardi.
MIKE: ( as Aunt Bea form The Andy Griffin Show ) Well, Professor Firefly.
OLD MAN: Well, so long as it amuses you.
( the Old Woman laughs )
OLD WOMAN: No, seriously. He puts this girl in a deep trance ( the camera pulls back ) and takes her back three hundred years. Now, she tells you about her life in England. I tell you, it's uncanny.
OLD MAN: ( uninterested ) Yes, yes.
CROW: ( as Old Man ) I married Aunt Bea.
OLD MAN: Looks pretty serious between Dorothy and Ted. She's falling for him.
OLD WOMAN: I'm afraid it's pretty one-sided so far.
OLD MAN: Nonsense. If she wants him, we'll get him. What's the, uh, market price on professors of psychic research? Not very high I imagine.
( the Old Woman laughs )
SERVO: You peasant.
( cut to Ted and Dorothy walking on the beach )
DOROTHY: Mother's a little disappointed in you. She thought you'd liven up the party with one of your tricks from the trade. You know, hypnotism, demonstration of thought transference.
TED: I know. She thought I would make it an age regression party. I told her that was Dr. Lombardi's field, not mine.
( cut to Lombardi stepping on to porch of the beach house )
MIKE: ( as Lombardi ) I could use a frogert.
CROW: The fleet street line of beach wear.
SERVO: Is this the Mr. Kite (?) everyone's doing stuff in the benefit of?
( cut to Lombardi entering beach house )
MIKE: (?) beach home.
( cut to interior of beach house; the place is completely trashed )
CROW: Smitty, Merth (?), you maniacs.
SERVO: Oh, it's Helen Keller's room, heh.
( Mike laughs )
( the camera moves left to reveal a woman who is starring at the wall )
MIKE: Hello, wall.
( cut to shot of Lombardi walking towards the woman )
CROW: Make yourself at home. Just looking at the wall here.
( Lombardi looks around )
MIKE: Guys, are we still going to watch the game?
( Lombardi notices something on the ground )
( cut to the ground; it has a trail of blood )
CROW: Damn cats!
( the camera moves right to reveal another footprint and seaweed )
SERVO: ( as Lombardi ) This is scary. I'm not going to get any SLEEEEEEEEP tonight.
MIKE: Man, flaming swim fins did this.
( cut to Lombardi looking at ground )
( Lombardi kneels, pulls out a glove and puts it on )
CROW: Ahh. Mayhem I can put up with. It's the damn dust, I just...
( cut to dog running and barking on the beach )
SERVO: Rin Tin Tin in Coming Home (?)
( cut to shot of Lombardi walking towards woman )
MIKE: ( in a whisper vioce as Lombardi kneels toward woman ) Hey, you know where my socks are?
( Lombardi pushes her )
( cut to close up as her lifeless body falls towards the wall )
CROW: The death of Tyne Daily (?)
( cut to Ted and Dorothy on beach )
DOROTHY: He's an amazing man. Do you know him?
TED: Quite well. He's challenged me publicly and privately to disprove the authenticity ( the dog can be heard barking ) of his experiments.
SERVO: And oiled jock-strap wrestling.
CROW: ( disgusted ) Oh.
DOROTHY: That sounds like King's bark.
( cut to King running and barking )
MIKE: Since that's King running right at us, you're probably right.
( Servo laughs )
( cut to Lombardi looking at a couch that is propped up against a wall )
( Lombardi pushes the couch so it falls over )
( cut to a scene where the camera is directly on the couch. When the couch is removed, a dead man and some blood on the wall is revealed. )
( the man has a vacant look and is slowly falling to the couch )
SERVO: I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
( cut to Lombardi looking at the body )
MIKE: As your RA I should warn you you're facing expulsion.
( Lombardi takes a closer look )
CROW: I'm going out for a sack of White Castle. You want anything?
( cut to Ted and Dorothy )
( King shows up and barks at them )
SERVO: ( as King ) I just found out my food is mostly rice.
( close up of King )
SERVO: Can I have some lamb, please?
( cut to Ted and Dorothy )
DOROTHY: ( confused ) Well, what's the matter with him?
TED: Maybe he's jealous of me.
MIKE: That's wierd.
DOROTHY: You haven't given him cause to be, yet.
( cut to King, still barking )
CROW: ( as King ) I think I've made my point.
( King starts to walk off )
( cut to Ted and Dorothy )
TED: He wants us to follow him.
( cut to all three from afar )
MIKE: ( as dog, sarcastic ) Oh gee, ya think so. Of course I want you to follow me!
( King runs and the couple follows )
( cut to Lombardi leaving the beach house )
SERVO: ( as Lombardi ) I'll just grab the boogey board and hit some waves.
CROW: I hope to God that we don't see this guy in a thong before the movie is over.
( Mike shudders )
( cut to dog barking; then cut to Dorothy and Ted, who puts a pipe in his mouth )
( cut to Lombardi leaving the hoouse from a different angle )
MIKE: ( as Lombardi ) I'm going to tell Hoby (?) to stay away from the pier.
( cut to Ted and Dorothy )
TED: That look like Dr. Lombardi to me.
DOROTHY: It was Dr. Lombardi.
CROW: And that sounds like King's bark.
( cut to King running to the house, barking )
MIKE: ( as King ) Now come here. I want to prove to you that I'm not the only one who craps in the corner.
( cut to the couple; Ted puts the pipe in his mouth and walks offscreen )
( cut to porch of the house; King is waiting as Ted shows up )
SERVO: What's that boy? A four year assumable mortguage. Let's go.
CROW: ( as King ) I think I might have killed some people and I'm feeling a little bad about it.
( King starts to follow but backs up )
MIKE: ( as King ) Should I wait here or
( cut to front of porch as Ted walks to door )
SERVO: ( singing ) Everybody is a starfish tonight.
( cut to door as Ted enters, without his pipe; his reaction is dull surprise )
CROW: Shazam, my pipe's gone.
( cut to reveal the body of the man on the couch )
MIKE: The Dallas Cowboy's training camp.
( cut to Ted )
SERVO: ( as Ted ) King, what have here King. King, kill outside. Outside King.
( cut to Ted leaving house )
CROW: ( as Ted ) You're going to hang for this, King.
( Dorothy walks up to him )
( cut to close up of the couple )
DOROTHY: Well, what is it?
TED: Go on home and call the police.
DOROTHY: The police?
TED: I'll wait here for them. Hurry up.
MIKE: King is the Scorpio killer.
( she leaves )
( cut to Lombardi walking on the beach; there is some glare )
SERVO: The only movie based on a lens flare.
CROW: ( as Lombardi ) ( sighs ) I don't feel fresh.
( cut to MST3K planet logo )
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